"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
02/01/2014 at 14:53 • Filed to: None
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"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
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...a small yellow dildo with half of the tip bitten off. I am fairly certain it was being used as a dog toy in its final moments. And yes, you all needed to know this.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Rainbow
02/01/2014 at 14:54 |
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Just the tip?
Brian Silvestro
> Rainbow
02/01/2014 at 14:54 |
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THANK YOU. I couldn't find this anywhere on the internet until now.
Slave2anMG
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/01/2014 at 15:31 |
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A Rabbi performing circumcisions for 40 years, decides to do some spring cleaning. He goes to one of his closets and finds jars and jars of the circumsized tips that he has saved for 40 years. He says to himself "Wow, what am I going to do?" He finally realizes that he can make some money from this, and decides to take the "tips" and turn them into wallets. The next week, he goes to the flea market with all the wallets and an old lady approaches the booth. She picks up the wallet and says "Wow, this feels great, beautiful wallet. How much?" Rabbi says "$100 dollars." She says "No way, why so much for a wallet?" Rabbi says "No, it's not just a wallet. You see, when you rub it just right it turns into a briefcase."
Simplify, then add beer
> Rainbow
02/01/2014 at 17:30 |
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Just the tip!
GRawesome
> Rainbow
02/03/2014 at 22:18 |
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This reminds me of the time my parents rented their apartment to the young newly married son of one of their friends. After the young couple lived there for about a year, my parents moved back in with their 2 dogs. Their one dog, Jeep (story is now oppo relevant because their dog has the same name as a car) found a foot long purple dog toy buried in the living room sofa and proceeded to chew it and thrash it about as a dog will do. My mom didn't think anything of it, until it started vibrating...